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FLIRT Printable Dirty Coloring Book. 20 NSFW coloring pages to soothe anxious attachment.

FLIRT Printable Dirty Coloring Book. 20 NSFW coloring pages to soothe anxious attachment.

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Does being left on delivered by a guy you barely know trigger a hijacking of your mind so severe it feels like you're falling straight into the pits of hell? 

Perfect! I made this for you :) 

Coloring is a form of meditation that can put your mind into a zen-like state to calm your nervous system. Whether your anxiety is caused by a toxic relationship, anxious attachment wounds, rejection sensitive dysphoria, ADHD, Borderline Personality Disorder, or any other anxiety around dating and relationships, coloring can help you calm down when you're triggered.

Coloring can also help you...

Feel closer to someone you miss...

Meet your needs for connection and contribution.

Practice mindfulness and meditation.

Say something you don't feel safe saying out loud.

Connect with your inner child.

Express your needs.

Give space.

Give love.

This digital coloring book contains 17 naughty coloring pages and 4 naughty checklists.

❤ Be naked when I get home.

❤ I promise I'll always be by your side. Or bent over in front of you.

❤ Your work ethic is so hot.

❤ I miss you. So does my throat.

❤ I need you to fuck me like my ex lives in the apartment downstairs.

❤ You think I'm pretty now? You should see how cute I look with your dick in my mouth.

❤ Winter sucks less when I'm with you.

❤ Nobody fucks me the way you do.

❤ I like the way thinking about you makes me feel.

❤ Sometimes I piss you off on purpose just so you'll fuck me harder.

❤ You are my greatest adventure.

❤ I wish I may, I wish I might, get the dick I need tonight.

❤ I promise to never yell at you just because I'm hungry.

❤ You're gonna take this dick like a good girl.

❤ I need you to do some nasty shit to me.

❤ You make everything wetter. And better.

❤ Just in case you didn't know, I'm kinda crazy about you.

❤ Winter dates checklist

❤ Winter we did it

❤ Blank we did it

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