Color Me a Tease - A Naughty Adult Coloring Book to Relieve Anxious Attachment

Does being left on delivered by a guy you barely know trigger a hijacking of your mind so severe it feels like you're falling into the pits of hell? 

Perfect! I made this for you :) 

Dating is hard! Color your way through the anxiety with this naughty adult coloring book. Did you know coloring is a form of meditation that calms your nervous system and puts your mind into a zen-like trance WITHOUT having to sit still and close your eyes? (If you have ADHD, you know why this is a big deal.) 

Coloring is also a form of mindfulness, creativity, art therapy, contribution, and connection - with yourself AND your inner child! 

Whether your triggers are caused by insecure attachment wounds, ADHD/Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, Borderline Personality Disorder, codependency, low self-esteem, or past trauma, coloring is a healthy way to calm down without meds. And bonus - it fills your brain with all kinds of feel-good chemicals!

Color Me a Tease is a perfect mix of naughty and nice and includes 20 coloring pages and 1 naughty checklist.

❤ You're cute. Can I sit on your face?

❤ Letting you into my vagina: Best. Decision. Ever.

❤ Kinda wish I was spitting on your dick right now.

❤ My clit gets a heartbeat when I look at you.

❤ You had me at face down - ass up.

❤ I want to cuddle and do nasty shit.

❤ I've had a rough day. Can you give me a rough night? 

❤ Turns out I like you (more than I intended to).

❤ I just want to support your dreams and make you cum.

❤ You're the best at fucking. I mean, you're the fucking best.

❤ I apologize for the hurtful (yet accurate & well-deserved) things I said.

❤ Grab me by the throat and make me look at you when I cum.

❤ Currently sexually destroying you in my head.

❤ I like your penis.

❤ My pussy likes you. My cat thinks you're cool, too.

❤ Choke me and call me a good girl.

❤ I'll treat your butthole correctly.

❤ The way you look in my eyes when you have a body part inside me.

❤ Get well soon. So you can fuck me again.

❤ I think I'll keep you. And not just because you really know how to use your penis.