Color Me a Situationship - A Coloring Book to Calm Anxious Attachment

Does being left on delivered by a guy you barely know trigger a hijacking of your mind that feels like you're falling into the pits of hell? 

Perfect! I made this coloring book for you :) 

Modern dating is hard! Color your way through the angst and uncertainty with this naughty adult coloring book.

Did you know coloring is a form of meditation that puts your mind into a zen-like trance and calms your nervous system when you're triggered? Whether your anxiety comes from anxious attachment wounds, rejection sensitive dysphoria/ADHD, Borderline Personality Disorder, low self-esteem, or general anxieties and insecurities, these pages can help.

Left on delivered? No problem. Just color yourself calm!

This book contains 20 naughty coloring pages and one naughty checklist. (The swear words aren't censored in the coloring book.)

❤ The way I'll look when I finally sit on that D again.

❤ I need you to F me like my ex lives in the apartment downstairs.

❤ I need a cocktail. Hold the tail.

❤ My p---- is begging for you.

❤ Will you c--on my tits?

❤ I just wanna do cute things with you. Like kiss you at red lights & give you head when you're on a Zoom call.

❤ If I had feelings, I'd have them for you.

❤ I could totally love you if you let me.

❤ I tolerate you.

❤ I wish you could feel how wet I am.

❤ I'm not in love. I'm just drunk.

❤ I just want you to look me in the eyes and play with my hair.

❤ Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're afraid to say.

❤ Make it hurt.

❤ Hi, it's me. Thinking about all the nasty shit I wanna do with you.

❤ Nobody fucks me like you do.

❤ I'm okay now. I just needed the crazy fucked out of me.

❤ I've had a shitty day. I need your oral support.

❤ You're my favorite thing to do.

❤ What can you do to make me happy? Use fingers and tongue at the same time.

❤ We did it - summer edition