Color Me a Situationship - A Dirty Coloring Book to Calm Anxious Attachment

Does being left on delivered by a guy you barely know trigger a hijacking of your mind so severe it feels like you're falling into the pits of hell? 

Perfect! I made this for you :) 

Modern dating is hard! Color your way through the angst and uncertainty with this naughty adult coloring book.

Did you know coloring is a form of meditation that puts your mind into a zen-like trance and calms your nervous system when you're triggered? Whether your anxiety comes from anxious attachment wounds, rejection sensitive dysphoria/ADHD, Borderline Personality Disorder, low self-esteem, or general anxieties and insecurities, these pages can help.

Left on delivered? No problem. Just color yourself calm!

This book contains 20 naughty coloring pages and one naughty checklist.

❤ The way I'll look when I finally sit on that dick again.

❤ I need you to fuck me like my ex lives in the apartment downstairs.

❤ I need a cocktail. Hold the tail.

❤ My pussy is begging for you.

❤ Will you cum on my tits?

❤ I just wanna do cute things with you. Like kiss you at red lights & give you head when you're on a Zoom call.

❤ If I had feelings, I'd have them for you.

❤ I could totally love you if you let me.

❤ I tolerate you.

❤ I wish you could feel how wet I am.

❤ I'm not in love. I'm just drunk.

❤ I just want you to look me in the eyes and play with my hair.

❤ Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're afraid to say.

❤ Make it hurt.

❤ Hi, it's me. Thinking about all the nasty shit I wanna do with you.

❤ Nobody fucks me like you do.

❤ I'm okay now. I just needed the crazy fucked out of me.

❤ I've had a shitty day. I need your oral support.

❤ You're my favorite thing to do.

❤ What can you do to make me happy? Use fingers and tongue at the same time.

❤ We did it - summer edition