Color Me a New Dick - A Dirty Coloring Book To Soothe Anxious Attachment

Does being left on delivered by a guy you barely know trigger a hijacking of your mind so severe it feels like you're falling into the pits of hell? 

Perfect! I made this for you :) 

Dating is hard! Beginnings feel extra hard, especially if you struggle with rejection sensitivity and/or attachment wounds. That is where the coloring book helps!

Coloring is a form of meditation that puts our minds into a zen-like state? AND we can do it with our eyes open and without sitting still! (If you have ADHD, you know what I'm talking about). 

Whether your anxiety is caused by attachment wounds, past trauma, rejection sensitive dysphoria/ADHD, Borderline Personality Disorder, this coloring book can help you feel chill AF.

Color Me a New Dick includes 20 sweet & naughty coloring pages that are perfect sentiments for starting something new. PLUS a New Dick Bingo board to fill out with your new man! 

Color Me a New Dick includes the following pages:

❤ I hope we make it to the part when we get to cuddle.

❤ May the only tears I cry for him be from choking on that dick.

❤ I hope he doesn't end up being psycho.

❤ If you're not going to give me a high-five when I spit a bullseye on your dick, this isn't going to work out.

❤ I hope we make it to the fucking.

❤ If I don't leave your place looking like this, I'm not coming back.

❤ You're my new favorite feeling.

❤ Dick was fire. Not my fault if I turn crazy now.

❤ I'm okay now. I just needed new dick.

❤ I'm so glad you ended up having a decent cock.

❤ I'm glad I met you. I was getting tired of masterbating.

❤ New Dick Glow looks good on me.

❤ Need kisses & cuddles.

❤ Thanks for the bomb dick.

❤ I've had a long day. Can I rest my legs on your shoulders?

❤ I'm not in love. But he uses fingers & tongue at the same time. So I'm gonna stick around until I am.

❤ I'm dreaming of one day waking up to you kissing me in the middle of the night.

❤ Thinking about that dick again.

❤ Here. Please don't break it.

❤ I hope you stay.

❤ New Dick Bingo