Color Me a Good Dick - A Dirty Coloring Book to Relieve Anxious Attachment

Relationships are hard! Coloring makes them easier.

Did you know coloring is a form of mindfulness and meditation that puts our minds into a zen-like trance and calms our nervous system when we're triggered? Whether your anxiety comes from attachment wounds, past trauma, rejection sensitive dysphoria/ADHD, Borderline Personality Disorder, or general anxieties and insecurities, these pages can help.

Left on delivered? No problem. Just color yourself calm!

Color Me a Good Dick includes the following coloring pages, PLUS two positions checklists to fill out with your man. (P.S. There is no nudity in this coloring book.)

❤ If you see me smiling, I'm thinking about how it feels when I slide onto your dick.

❤ Thinking about your kisses - and that dick.

❤ 911 - what is your emergency? I need dick.

❤ It's been occurring to me that I could fuck you forever.

❤ Your bath water.

❤ I need dick

❤ I like you for your personality. And that dick.

❤ I'm okay now. I just needed some dick.

❤ Thinking about that dick again.

❤ Bend me over and destroy me.

❤ If I make your dick hard in public, will you punish me for it later?

❤ I don't want to talk to you. Put your dick on the phone.

❤ No one else makes me cum so hard.

❤ I could really use your cock right now.

❤ Mad Dicking Skills

❤ There's no dick like his

❤ Your throat G.O.A.T.

❤ I'm not in love. It's just good dick.

❤ I can't believe they let you on an airplane with that bomb dick.

❤ That dick makes me so proud.