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GOOD DICK Printable Coloring Book for anxious attachment. 20 dirty coloring pages. NSFW!

GOOD DICK Printable Coloring Book for anxious attachment. 20 dirty coloring pages. NSFW!

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Does being left on delivered by a guy you barely know trigger a hijacking of your mind so severe it feels like you're falling into the pits of hell? 

Perfect! I made this for you :) 

Coloring is a form of meditation that can put your mind into a zen-like state to calm your nervous system. Whether your anxiety is caused by a toxic relationship, anxious attachment wounds, rejection sensitive dysphoria, ADHD, Borderline Personality Disorder, or any other anxiety around dating and relationships, coloring can help you calm down.

Coloring can also help you...

Feel closer to someone you miss...

Meet your needs for connection and contribution.

Practice mindfulness and meditation.

Say something you don't feel safe saying out loud.

Connect with your inner child.

Express your needs.

Give space.

Give love.

Color Me a Good Dick includes the following coloring pages, PLUS two positions checklists to fill out with your man. (P.S. There is no nudity in this coloring book.)

❤ If you see me smiling, I'm thinking about how it feels when I slide onto your dick.

❤ Thinking about your kisses - and that dick.

❤ 911 - what is your emergency? I need dick.

❤ It's been occurring to me that I could fuck you forever.

❤ Your bath water.

❤ I need dick

❤ I like you for your personality. And that dick.

❤ I'm okay now. I just needed some dick.

❤ Thinking about that dick again.

❤ Bend me over and destroy me.

❤ If I make your dick hard in public, will you punish me for it later?

❤ I don't want to talk to you. Put your dick on the phone.

❤ No one else makes me cum so hard.

❤ I could really use your cock right now.

❤ Mad Dicking Skills

❤ There's no dick like his

❤ Your throat G.O.A.T.

❤ I'm not in love. It's just good dick.

❤ I can't believe they let you on an airplane with that dick.

❤ That dick makes me so proud.

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